Just laugh it out

“A SINDHI-born lawyer defending a man in New York accused of burglary tried this creative defence:

“My client, Keswani, merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not his total self, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb.”

“Well put,” the judge replied.
“Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to 5 year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.”

The defendant, Keswani, smiled.

With his lawyer’s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. …
Don’t mess with a SINDHI.”>A SINDHI-born lawyer defending a man in New York accused of burglary tried this creative defence:

“My client, Keswani, merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not his total self, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb.”

“Well put,” the judge replied.
“Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to 5 year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.”

The defendant, Keswani, smiled.

With his lawyer’s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. …
Don’t mess with a SINDHI.

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